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About Caffeine & Chaos

Caffeine & Chaos started as an Etsy shop and a running joke about mornings. The raccoon showed up in a sketchbook, refused to smile, and got the job.

Caffeine & Chaos raccoon badge

House rules

What we care about

  • 01

    Jokes first

    If it does not make someone snort at their desk, it does not get printed.

  • 02

    Made when ordered

    Print on demand keeps waste low and lets us test new designs without a garage full of boxes.

  • 03

    Real person replies

    One human answers the inbox. Slowly before 9am, quickly after.

Vintage matchbook with the Caffeine & Chaos raccoon

How it is made

Drawn by hand, printed in the Midwest

Every design starts as a pencil sketch, gets inked and colored in a four color diner palette, then goes to a print partner who makes each piece to order.

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